i am but a !!!! did i learn nothing in my senior year financial management class?!?? what is a sal supposed to do in this situation??? and then from the heavens descends an , and it says, "be not afraid my child... here is a ."
"but angel of the heavens!" i cry, "i have filled out job applications! around !"
"aw dang, erm... yeah i think you're just fucked bro." and the angel strums its harp again and, as if on cue, the clouds part and heavenly light beams down upon the land. the angel ascends back into the heavens. the clouds close; i am left in darkness.
so i've applied to many on-campus jobs. i really don't want to get a job outside of campus because i don't have a car up here and walking outside campus frequently in the winter would actually kill me. if i can't figure out a way to make at least 300 a month, i think i have to just suck it up and go to arby's or some shit.
horrible! i don't want to work again! not at a place that isn't my small-town burger king :( i love my .... if i get a job here, will there be any gay people!??!?!?! maybe if i get a job at starbucks... hold on, this might be the move...
anyways. i also opened commissions, except they're stupid "5-minute commissions" because i'm evil. (i'm not evil, i just have a hard time completing commissions because i feel like everyone is always going to be disappointed in the product. and then they shoot me in the head.) and what i mean by that is i'm only spending five minutes per commission. the entire thing is recorded, but it's like a challenge to get the prompt finished in a short amount of time, and it takes away the pressure of making my "best work" for a commission. i'm a genius. (I'M A LOSEEERRRRRR AUUUGHGHHH)
the end!