GOODMORNING FREAK,

you think to yourself like a daily affirmation. What a positive way to start the day! Who were you again? You think you have memory problems from the copious amounts of INTERNET MEDIA you consume. Good thing you have your trusty ABOUT ME section by your side 24/7!

Your name is SALAMANDER KEVIN. You are simply a SILLY GUY trying to make their way in this BIG SCARY WORLD. How horrible it must be to face the struggles of being a salamander and having to deal with THE HORRORS. You are an aspiring English teacher with an alphabet's worth of batty back up plans. You also like WEBSITE CUSTOMIZATION but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. CREATIVE WRITING and CREATING ART is another thing you do in your spare time, when you are not summoned to the BURGER KING kingdom to service your wonderful burger-shaped king.

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