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Your name is SALAMANDER KEVIN, a sad and pathetic college student going into teaching English Learning Arts grades 5-12. You are the OFFICE ASSISTANT for a dining hall at your college, and you have a part-time job at the good ol' BURGER KING in your hometown. You adopted a gorgeous sun conure named "Precious" in 2023. Unfortunately, you accidentally applied to EVIL COLLEGE, and they wouldn't allow Precious to stay in the dorms.
Below, you have placed your INTERESTS and your FAVORITE ARTISTS for all to see. You try to update it frequently, but you have a BAD MEMORY.
animation, art, chuckle sandwich, coding, critter mound, english (the language), hawaiian (the language), jschlatt, minecraft, my little pony, neocities, parrots, roblox, shut up i'm talking, sleep deprived, superheroes and supervillains, teaching and education, tomodachi life, vampires, website customization, wizards, writing, xanje
ABBA; ayesha erotica; CAKE; david bowie; greta van fleet; juice WRLD; miracle musical; mitski; mommy long legs; mook; my chemical romance; pierce the veil; radiohead; scary bitches; the crane wives; the smiths; they might be giants; tyler, the creator; weezer; wham!; will wood;
