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Your name is SALAMANDER KEVIN, a sad and pathetic college student and going into teaching English Learning Arts grades K-12. Although you are unemployed at college, you have a part time job at the good ol' BURGER KING in your hometown. There, you live with your grandmother, conveniently acting as a half-way-point between your mother's house and your father's house. You adopted a gorgeous sun conure named "Precious" in 2023. Unfortunately, you accidentally applied to EVIL COLLEGE, and they wouldn't allow Precious to stay in the dorms.
Below, you have placed your INTERESTS and your FAVORITE ARTISTS for all to see. You try to update it frequently, but you have a BAD MEMORY.
animation, chuckle sandwich, coding, critter mound, digital art, dream smp (not the CC), English (the language), jschlatt, minecraft, my little pony, neocities, parrots, roblox, shut up i'm talking, sleep deprived, superheroes and supervillains, teaching and education, tomodachi life, vampires, website customization, wizards, writing, xanje
ABBA, adrianne lenker, ayesha erotica, CAKE, car seat headrest, concrete blonde, evanescence, greta van fleet, green day, gustav holst, gustavo cerati, juice WRLD, kesha, mitski, my chemical romance, pierce the veil, radiohead, scary bitches, the crane wives, the cure, the front bottoms, type o negative, will wood
