


Your name is SALAMANDER KEVIN, and you are a wannabe ENGLISH MAJOR with too much time on your hands. Someday you'll find a better career path that interests you, but until then, good ol' BURGER KING is your home. You adopted a gorgeous SUN CONURE named "Precious" in 2023, but she was in a freak accident in September 2025, transforming her into pixels and forcing her to reside on your website.
Below, you have placed your INTERESTS and your FAVORITE ARTISTS for all to see. You try to update it frequently, but you have a BAD MEMORY.
animation, art, birds, chuckle sandwich, coding, criminal minds, english (the language), jschlatt, minecraft, musical theatre, my little pony, neocities, parrots, poetry, roblox, shut up i'm talking, superheroes and supervillains, tomodachi life: living the dream, vampires, website customization, wizards, writing, xanje
ABBA; ayesha erotica; CAKE; david bowie; fleetwood mac; greta van fleet; juice WRLD; kendrick lamar, mitski; my chemical romance; pierce the veil; radiohead; scary bitches; the crane wives; the smiths; tyler, the creator; weezer; wham!; will wood